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Hoon in a Nissan Pulsar

By MartyMcFly 15 May 2009 155

Spotted this morning a driver in a nissan pulsar acting like a complete hoon while I was on the way to work.

He looked to be wearing a black cap (backwards) and blue sunglasses.

1st bit of hooning was a drag race from the lights on drakeford drive up the parkway with another car (Audi TT) and at pace.

I was trying to catch up to get the Audi TT reg and the Pulsar but could not catch either car, bloody street racers cars are quicker than my Decent Holden Barina which has NOS. After that I finally thought I was catching up to him to give him a piece of my mind when we were coming up to some bends, I slowed down cos I didnt wanna treat it like a race track but he just went flat out still.

In his defence the car handled like it was on rails, wouldnt look out of place at Eastern Creek!!!

Sadly I lost him and never saw him again this morning.

Strangely enough this is not the first time I’ve spotted him…seen him parked at the Mustang Ranch in Fyshwick.

Wonder what his Wife/Girlfriend would do if she found out, what a shame.

I really think we dont need such individuals in Canberra.

This is exactly why I moved from Broadmeadows…… Also why I was happy to see them cancel the V8 cars from racing around parliament. We dont need that. This is the Nation’s Capital! Not Kings Cross!!

[ED – not entirely sure I’m not being wound up here]

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gertel 11:19 pm 16 May 09

Oh the tears – and my tummy hurts from laughing so much.

I don’t know if you could make this stuff up. Pure gold!

astrojax 10:49 pm 16 May 09

i think audia have rubber bands supplied in the glovebox, chilled of course!

ant 10:41 pm 16 May 09

I just hope and pray that he had enough rubber bands for his rubber band gun, or anything might have happened. I fear the worst.

astrojax 5:45 pm 16 May 09

reading the above, i have come to the conclusion that this mcfly character was driving the audi, got smoked by a hoon, and is trying desperately to save his/her own bacon by fabricating a nitro-less barina. beep beep…

Postalgeek 11:50 pm 15 May 09

Marty, please be sure to provide an update. I don’t want this thread to end. It hurts, but it’s a good sort of hurt.

blaringmike 11:15 pm 15 May 09

I’ve seen this Pulsar before. The thing has had some serious work done to it. The plates are impossible to read, that’s why you can’t buy those lime green and white ones anymore. All these old POS dodgey cars drive around with them on.

Deckard 9:59 pm 15 May 09

I wonder how Marty is getting on tonight, patrolling the streets like he’s in his own private Death Wish movie.

motleychick 8:59 pm 15 May 09

I can’t believe Marty is still writing about contacting Today Tonight and catching this dickhead Pulsar driver after this whole thread. It’s still just as entertaining as it was this afternoon. I probably would’ve given up by now.

Ivan76 7:49 pm 15 May 09

Kingstonking said :

I am led to believe that many of these hoons we see on the roads are drug runners for cartels located over the border in Queanbeyan. The cartels choose the best drivers to “work” for them and transport goods.

So whilst it appears they are racing they are probably making a delivery.

Sounds like someones been taking Grand Threft Auto or Saints Row storylines as reality.

By far the funniest post on this thread…..

Queanbeyan drug cartels employing Nissan Pulsar owners for drug running around Canberra, must have own car & drive like an idiot to attract attention,,,,, I love it!!

Bludgosphere 7:00 pm 15 May 09

MartyMcFly said :

Well I shall be on the look out for this pulsar tonight whilst on night shift…. I’ll get him!

Also got a reply back from today tonight, will need more information first before they’ll investigate.

You Will Respect my Authorita!

ant 6:26 pm 15 May 09

MartyMcFly said :

Well I shall be on the look out for this pulsar tonight whilst on night shift…. I’ll get him!

Got plenty of rubber bands for the rubber band gun? You’ll feel pretty silly if you run out in the middle of the War.

Deckard 6:19 pm 15 May 09

You’ll, You’re, whatever..

Deckard 6:16 pm 15 May 09

NOS in your pulsar? Or was it weapons grade plutonium??

Just watch out when you hit 88mph. You’ll gonna see some serious sh*t!

peterh 5:36 pm 15 May 09

p1 said :

Also got a reply back from today tonight, will need more information first before they’ll investigate.

Did you point out that any more info and investigation won’t be necessary?

Maybe they should do a story on the shady underground vigilante taskforce operating on Canberra’s streets?

night shift? are you a cop wannabe?

p1 5:21 pm 15 May 09

Also got a reply back from today tonight, will need more information first before they’ll investigate.

Did you point out that any more info and investigation won’t be necessary?

Maybe they should do a story on the shady underground vigilante taskforce operating on Canberra’s streets?

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