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Enough with the Off-Topic people, it ruins the thread for everyone else.

Granny said :

I thought it sounded funny, yes.

as funny as having your keys confiscated by sleaze274 when there was no coffee to be had?

remember, I don’t drink…

Spirits make conversations with boring people better. Observe…

(non spirits)

YOU: So, what have you been doing for the last five years or so.
OTHER PERSON: Well, I’m an APS3 now and I traveled to england last year.
YOU: Oh, how was england?
OP: Cold. Ha ha ha.
YOU: …Ha ha ha.
OP: But it was good.
YOU: What did you do there?
OP: Not much.
YOU: Oh. That sounds like fun.
OP: Yeah. It was.
YOU: Okay.
OP: Okay.

(SPIRITS VERSION)
YOU: Hey ya f-ckin c–t, what have you been up to ay?
OP: Well, I’m an APS3 now and I traveled to england last year.
YOU: Pommy-land ay? How was that?
OP: Cold. Ha ha ha.
YOU: No sh-t dipsh-t.
OP: Well you asked me how it was…
YOU: But did you do anything or did you just notice it was cold the whole time?
OP: I worked.
YOU: That’s great. I’d love to go to england to do the same sh-t I do here.
OP: So what have you been doing?
YOU: Not going to england and not being an APS3. Hey dude, steal the Jagermeister flag.
OP: What? No!
YOU: Go on.
OP: Wha..why?
YOU: Because you have to. Have a drink.
OP: I’m driving.
YOU: Well you’re a f-ckin idiot aren’t you. Have a drink.
OP: I can’t.
YOU: Hold out your hand so I can vomit in it.
OP: I’m going now.
YOU: Good. While you’re at it, die. You’ll be more interesting.

I thought it sounded funny, yes.

I mean…are you really interested in what friends-of-friends have to say about what they’ve been doing?

Oh.

Then you’re bored.

Well, maybe Pants = Lose Pants = Pussy, but what happens if you have six beers and minus six spirits. Then what?

But then I’d be a pussy.

Nah, that’s not scientific. You need a certain amount of Beer + Spirits, otherwise Pants = Lose Pants.

*chuckle*