Rental free rooms in exchange for sex?

ant Wanniassa is a big suburb but it’s big for a specific reason. It had to fit in all the sort of people that would live in a suburb like Wanniassa.

oh, and re the number of sheep, don’t really pay attention to the numbers, just the fact that they are steel sheep. daughter wants to know whether steel wool comes from them…

p1 said :

Ah, all those Kambahrites who like in “Upper Kambah” can feel superior.

I wonder if Greg really put the ad up, or if someone put it there in his name for humour value? Kind like signing people up for free literature from the Church of Jesus Crist and the Latter day Saints.

bugger that. i will stick to being a mid kambah resident. wonder if greg is upper or lower kambah? might explain a lot….

Yep, it’s their solution to the old “What about all those people who died without finding out about your religion? Are they damned as well?” question. The Mormons can be a good genealogical source, if you don’t mind your ancestors becoming posthumous Mormons 🙂

I still think you people have too much time on your hands but good on you for debating the real issues. Isn’t there ANYTHING to do in Canberra? And, Pommie Bastard, well done on your comments. I am enjoying reading about the things that matter to Canberrans. Keep it up. Cheers from your correspondent in Turkey.

I’d say you have too much time on your hands petunia, if you are in Turkey and posting on a site which you hint at being no good. Perhaps go and find an equivalent site hosted somewhere like Cappadocia, and RA to people who actually enjoy it?!

p1 said :

Kind like signing people up for free literature from the Church of Jesus Crist and the Latter day Saints.

Would you like some? I’m surrounded by them here. I just got some beer (Utah beer, sigh) at teh supermarket and teh lady looked very unhappy about it. I bet she would send you some LDS free literature.

Did you know teh Mormons baptize everyone into the Church after they die? That’s why they have the best genealogy resource in the world.

Isn’t Wanniassa a giant suburb too?

Ah, all those Kambahrites who like in “Upper Kambah” can feel superior.

I wonder if Greg really put the ad up, or if someone put it there in his name for humour value? Kind like signing people up for free literature from the Church of Jesus Crist and the Latter day Saints.

I think that Kambah is actually about twice as big as the next largest Canberra suburb (not four times as previously stated).

I once heard an anecdote recounted by a long time Canberra resident who once worked in the NCDC (which I understand to be a predecessor of the NCA but from pre-self government days). He claimed that Kambah was originally going to be two suburbs – Kambah was the area to the west of Drakeford Drive and the area to the east was going to be called Mount Taylor, but bureaucrats within the NCDC felt that “Mount Taylor” sounded too elitist so the whole lot just became Kambah.

Thanks elena, I had always wondered why Kambah was so much bigger than the average Canberra suburb, anyone else shed some light???
Good comments also on the topic.

Apparently Kambah was an experiment.

(that’s why it’s 4 time bigger than any other suburb, something to do with town satellites gone mad – but just the first statement sounds so good to say)

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I will also say that Greg should probably get out more and get a life rather than trying to get some ‘initmacy’ delivered to his door. As if that would ever work in real life. He should try getting some sun and some fresh air and working out what he really wants with his life, aiming for that and in not being a hopeless loser maybe he’ll be able to find a mate in one of the more traditional ways.

(and speaking as a chick imho the power imbalance suggested in this situation seems like bad bad news)

I still think you people have too much time on your hands but good on you for debating the real issues. Isn’t there ANYTHING to do in Canberra? And, Pommie Bastard, well done on your comments. I am enjoying reading about the things that matter to Canberrans. Keep it up.
Cheers from your correspondent in Turkey.

i reckon they are dung beetles….

How very odd! Well, I shouldn’t really vote since I can’t tell a scarab from a dung beetle, but I’ll go with poptop on this.

peterh said :

3 sheep out the front of the carpark

Five sheep, there must have been a couple of lambings since you looked at them last.

peterh said :

I think that you will find that they are “christmas” beetles, and are the same as the black beetles that burrow into your lawn and then kill it. no dung involved. There are also bogong moths, 3 sheep out the front of the carpark, and a sheep dog sitting on a sheep in the centre itself. Beats the hell out of black pole with orange flailing arms, or painted koppers logs with rocks. Kambah got off lightly. the rest of canberra will be decorated with lavish artworks, but we have ours….

I believe them to be scarab beetles, not Christmas beetles.

Here’s a link to my ancient slide show of sheep, beetles and dog in Kambah. Let the people decide!

p1 said :

You’re just jelous because you don’t have a crate man

or the parcel in moore street?

I will stick to moths, bugs, sheep and a dog, thanks.

You’re just jelous because you don’t have a crate man

poptop said :

PS – I prefer the dung beetles to “Greg” of Ragless Circuit.

I think that you will find that they are “christmas” beetles, and are the same as the black beetles that burrow into your lawn and then kill it. no dung involved. There are also bogong moths, 3 sheep out the front of the carpark, and a sheep dog sitting on a sheep in the centre itself. Beats the hell out of black pole with orange flailing arms, or painted koppers logs with rocks. Kambah got off lightly. the rest of canberra will be decorated with lavish artworks, but we have ours….

16 – 99 years old?

It would serve him right if a 90+ year old rocked up for the room..

Good old Kambah..

*lol* Me too!

PS – I prefer the dung beetles to “Greg” of Ragless Circuit.

I live in Kambah and scarabs ARE dung beetles, Granny.

The Egyptians had the Sacred Scarab pushing the great dung orb of the sun and burying it underground each night.

Well, then I love dung beetles! No odder than sculpting sheep I suppose.

Dung beetles are the reason you can eat outside here in Canberra, and not have your bruschetta covered in blowflies.

Why would they choose dung beetles? How odd. Maybe they’re meant to be scarabs or somesuch. Are you sure they’re dung beetles?? I’d be a bit offended if I were a Kambahite. I suppose I should be grateful we just got giant spikes emerging from the ground in Gungahlin ….

Rilly. I have photos.

Sheep, dung beetles (bronze mainly and a enormous granite one) and a drover’s dog.

The sheep are best; as they get decorated for major festivals.

Dung beetles?

Be rude about us, but leave our sheep alone!

Would you believe the Kambah shopping village is full of bronze dung beetles?

Hahahaha sex in exchange to live in Kambah hahaha.

I would understand sex in exchange for not having to live in Kambah.

p1 said :

Interestingly, Greg specifies Female, but isn’t worried about orientation.

Horizontal preferred surely?

Sallyjones said :

Hahahaha sex in exchange to live in Kambah hahaha.

Oh dear.

indeed.

Hahahaha sex in exchange to live in Kambah hahaha.

Oh dear.

Madman said :

LOL – I thought Ragless circuit was a joke till I looked it up and verified it!!!

oh ewww

“…Furnished, Private bath, TV, Air conditioning, Carpet, …”

Private bath?. Better than a public bath I suppose.

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OzChick said :

Well, it is Kambah after all.

Yes, the place with the incontinent ovine. The blue “special knickers” have been on one of the metal sheep so long its bleached white.

LOL – I thought Ragless circuit was a joke till I looked it up and verified it!!!

Interestingly, Greg specifies Female, but isn’t worried about orientation.

My mum lives on Ragless Cct… now I’ll be looking at her neighbours in a new light when I visit.

p1 said :

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

I saw a duck having sex once – it got f%&ked by a very large truck on Commonwealth Ave.

It does adds a whole new range of options to the Bartercard.

Clown Killer said :

I bet that the residents of Ragless Circut will be looking at each other a little diferently from today

especially if there are a couple of gregs….

kambah is just a place. we don’t all do this kind of stuff. Though, now that i know about it…

wife says we need both a nanny and a gardener.

I bet that the residents of Ragless Circut will be looking at each other a little diferently from today

Well, it is Kambah after all.

“Age Range: from 16 to 99 yrs. old “

Greg from Kambah is a bit creepy indeed. Exploiting a 16 year old is alright in his book but she musn’t be a smoker. What a freak.

Clown Killer said :

I thought that this was a bit of a laugh until I had a look at the link to the place in Kambah. That’s just straight out creepy.

Well, Greg doesn’t seem to be very fussy, he just wants a female between the ages of 16 and 99. All the other details seem to not matter.

that oh was for the room in kambah. eeeew.

oh.

That ‘oh.’ was for Skid.

Oh.

I thought that this was a bit of a laugh until I had a look at the link to the place in Kambah. That’s just straight out creepy.

peterh said :

what does a duck have to do with sex?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Silentduck.jpg

Scroll to the bottom of the page.
See the “File links” section?
Still want to know more? ;D

Deadmandrinking said :

johnboy said :

peterh said :

p1 said :

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

what does a duck have to do with sex?

Humour module Peter, please insert.

I think you need a faulty one for that.

Random? Ducks? Oh HA ha!

i thought it was the start of the insert ducks here thread. humor module working fine.

johnboy said :

peterh said :

p1 said :

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

what does a duck have to do with sex?

Humour module Peter, please insert.

I think you need a faulty one for that.

Random? Ducks? Oh HA ha!

peterh said :

p1 said :

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

what does a duck have to do with sex?

Humour module Peter, please insert.

Great advertising for Flatmates.com.au. Theres another rentfree room for intimate services available in Kambah

Do the ads actually get applicants?

p1 said :

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

what does a duck have to do with sex?

caf said :

..and they say it’s hard to find a good man these days!

I thought the saying went, “Its good to find a hard man these days.”

But then again you wouldn’t think they would have to be young and female to clean or even female for that matter ….

Some people can pull off a French maids outfit better then others…

$0 to share flat, wanted flatmate/girlfriend to share unit in Griffith, ACT.

Pure speculation on my part, but could this not be a young/not so young female with a spare room in a unit, who wants companionship?

Granny said :

That’s true, Tylers.

: )

But then again you wouldn’t think they would have to be young and female to clean or even female for that matter ….

No, but it would be a bonus if they were 🙂

Only if there is lots of sugar thumper.

Inappropriate said :

Frankly I think the sort of people willing to accept this offer are the sort of people willing to rob you blind when you’re not home.

Yes, I reckon they would deserve it. More likely your new flatmake would start working at home in the same industry the advertiser is encouraging them to join.

I can’t find the ad. It is not listed anymore. Maybe he has found what he was looking for.

pull your head in…

Proof, you need to chill out man. That response is a little hard core to anthers point of view!

At the end of the day, it’s probably a dweeb looser with a bunch on money, and believe that by having a girl move in for free, that one thing will eventually lead to another and hey presto – life long partner.

Now imagine if the girl resisted these plans, can you imagine what the angry dweeb would do next?! I’ll tell you…out the door with a bunch of “I gave yo free accommodation and I get no appreciation in return” etc etc. Indeed Granny, sounds like a bit of a nightmare in reality!

Granny said :

It sounds like a nightmare to me. Just imagine your landlord turning up whenever the hell he wanted, and feeling like he owned your body as well as your living space.

pull your head in… if it is a consensual arrangement what is the problem?

That’s true, Tylers.

: )

But then again you wouldn’t think they would have to be young and female to clean or even female for that matter ….

It could simply involve a busy home owner who would give free accommodation in exchange for the cleaning to be done, laundry cooking etc. Yes, while it might be rather naive sounding of me, but perhaps this is the expectation, not just a sex slave as has been suggested.

I’m sure Skid is just kidding about it being sexist and I find his comment quite amusing.

Abuse? I think there’s far too much consent here to think there’s abouse NECESSARILY going on.

It’s a very interesting ad and I really have to think more before I comment more specifically about it….hmmm…..

“Those already in the industry could afford to do heaps better.”

Know how to play the player. They do heaps better because they know how to. The Girlfriend/sugardaddy thing is a difficult job. It helps if you go into the job with some support.

I see these adds in the same light as matchmakers penis photo adds. The only winner is the advertising revenue.

Homeless and desperate may have already fled men like these.

I’m wondering what you would have to clean for an inspection! 🙂

After a divorce settlement, the more financially powerful partner often has to pay for some of the other partners living expenses. They don’t get ANY sex.

Now that’s abuse!

It sounds like a nightmare to me. Just imagine your landlord turning up whenever the hell he wanted, and feeling like he owned your body as well as your living space.

Would appeal mostly to the homeless and desperate. Those already in the industry could afford to do heaps better.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

dunno bout a good man….but almost immpossible ta find a good sheila in canberra these days…..they are just like parking spaces…..all the gooduns are already taken and the only ones left are all bloody handicapped…..

..and they say it’s hard to find a good man these days!

If you are a young girl and you are considering answering this add you might like to know your full entitlements.

Sex can be billed at $250 (Minimum) an hour, contact time. That would mean that for 2 hours a week of sex, you should have full use of the flat minus him.

The girlfriend experience is far more expensive and would include lifes luxuries. Car, phones, computers, foxtel, jewlrey, regular entertainment, food and wads of cash when asked for. This still does not include full contact and should be negotiated for 5 days a week (maximum).

Don’t sell your self short. Don’t settle for cheap stuff.

If a young woman already worked in the sex industry, this could be a way of reducing her living expenses.

Frankly I think the sort of people willing to accept this offer are the sort of people willing to rob you blind when you’re not home.

That’s why you would need to keep them locked under the stairs when you weren’t home.

Frankly I think the sort of people willing to accept this offer are the sort of people willing to rob you blind when you’re not home.

dexi said :

Only sexist people get branded sexist.

Really Dexi? I awiat your proof of that with bated breath.

I would believe its been levelled at you quite often PB.

Which just disproved your first point.

Its probably not sexist to list a preference. But what it may be is abusive.

Offering accommodation for sex couldn’t be anything other than abusive surely?

Luring a young girl to a flat with the intention of holding power over her. It would be the young girls who are already vulnerable, who are more likely to answer this add.

Obviously.

It also could be a form of prostitution and thus taxable.

Would that make it right?

TheScientist said :

if you’re trolling, then well done.

Thankyou, thankyou.
I’ll be here all week.

It also could be a form of prostitution and thus taxable.

Guess how you structured it. Could be FBT would be payable on the free accommodation.

I like sex. And I saw a duck once.

Only sexist people get branded sexist. I would believe its been levelled at you quite often PB.

Its probably not sexist to list a preference. But what it may be is abusive. Luring a young girl to a flat with the intention of holding power over her. It would be the young girls who are already vulnerable, who are more likely to answer this add.

It also could be a form of prostitution and thus taxable.

It would seem that any mentio0n of sex or sexuality gets branded “sexist” these days..

Skidbladnir said :

‘Young female flatmate wanted: Inner city apartment, $0pw rental, conditions apply’ show up occasionally on Craigslist.

Personally, I find them sexist.

how can you find that sexist? if someone advertised it with “young male flatmate wanted” would you still find it sexist.

that’s about the most thin skinned comment i’ve ever seen.

everybody has a sexual preference, i’m sure that includes you, and nobody is legally required to conform to anybody elses sexual preference, at least not to my knowledge in Australia.

if you’re trolling, then well done.

Personally, I find them sexist.

Abusive and wrong I understand, but sexist? I personally find females attractive, but not men. Does that make me sexist?

Love and shelter are beautiful things.

Noone seems to be forcing anyone to do anything they don’t want…

‘Young female flatmate wanted: Inner city apartment, $0pw rental, conditions apply’ show up occasionally on Craigslist.

Personally, I find them sexist.