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Police wrap – 14 July

By johnboy - 14 July 2008 27

So the latest from the boys in blue:

    1. One unregistered boozer has allegedly been busted trying to run away from the police:

    “About 3.50am, Belconnen general duties patrols attempted to stop the alleged offender’s vehicle on Southern Cross Drive, Latham after noticing it was not displaying a rear registration plate. The vehicle then accelerated away on Kingsford Smith Drive. The vehicle continued along Belconnen Way in Hawker and Weetangera before the driver lost control in the wet conditions on a roundabout in Higgins, resulting in a minor collision. The pursuit lasted a few minutes. The driver was arrested and conveyed to City Police Station where she returned an alleged positive breath test of 0.123.”

    Even better the alleged perpetrator is a 26 year old woman and a pill was found on her person which is off to the lab. Take note children: When up to dodgy business try to look like you’re legit.

    All up she’s facing charges of “drink driving, unlicensed driving, using an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, possession of a prohibited substance and failing to stop as directed.”

    2. But the southside boyz weren’t to be outdone by the northside girls. Police also inform that an alleged 21 year old car thief has been collared in Gordon by the pyjama brigade after driving around a car allegedly stolen on 10 July.

    3. And sadly we’re told that the Electric Shadows Bookshop located on Mort Street has been knocked over by a knife weilding miscreant.

    Police would urge anyone who may know the identity of the offender or who witnessed suspicious persons in Braddon around 6pm yesterday to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or report online to www.act.crimestoppers.com.au.

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27 Responses to
Police wrap – 14 July
farq 4:10 pm 14 Jul 08

Is the point I say something?

Headbonius 4:05 pm 14 Jul 08

Johnboy, thank God You’re here.

tylersmayhem 3:58 pm 14 Jul 08

Now the onslaught…*sigh*

tylersmayhem 3:55 pm 14 Jul 08

Oh crap…that was actually Deadmandrinking I was referring to. Apologies VG (I never thought I’d have to utter those words to you).

I knew it was one of you two.

johnboy 3:50 pm 14 Jul 08

Stay on topic people..

Headbonius 3:47 pm 14 Jul 08

What’s this post? A post about news or VG’s lack of posting.

tylersmayhem 3:39 pm 14 Jul 08

I’ve heard that VG is apparently too busy packing Woolies shelves to pass his usual brash statements. Man I miss him already!

RuffnReady 2:21 pm 14 Jul 08

She thought she was playing GTA IV!

This reminds me of Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction: “About the car, is there anything I need to know? Does it stall, does it make a lot of noise, does it smoke, is there gas in it, anything?… Don’t get me out on the road and I find out the brake lights don’t work.”

shanefos 1:54 pm 14 Jul 08

Where’s VG to tell us that this isn’t news?!!!
I thought none of this is anyones’ business?!!

PBO 12:38 pm 14 Jul 08

heh heh heh, Belconnen, it’s never dull.

neanderthalsis 12:04 pm 14 Jul 08

oops, my bad

p1 11:54 am 14 Jul 08

bulldozer?

neanderthalsis 11:49 am 14 Jul 08

“And sadly we’re told that the Electric Shadows Bookshop located on Mort Street has been knocked over by a knife weilding miscreant.”

What sort of gormless twat would rob a book store like the Electric Shadows? Did he have an uncontrolable urge for a hit of Satre?

And as for the bint on the bulldozer, they should hand her over to the OH&S bods to do her for not wearing a high vis vest and opperating the machinery unlicensed. The fine from them would be worse than anything the ACT courts would hand out.

Mr Evil 11:20 am 14 Jul 08

Amber?

123qwe 11:00 am 14 Jul 08

A silly moll and a dumbass, must be all in a weekends work for the boys in blue. Thank god they can now go before the court to pay for their crime. I think court costs are about $50.00 for a wrist slapping!

What will next weekends entertainment be?

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