Rioter arescarti42 spotter this wonderful little ad on AirBnB.com.au. This couple have a nice room in Harrison available for a “good looking female” who “would have an adventurous and very curious mind”.
if you’ll excuse me I feel very dirty after reading this and might need a shower.
On the plus side they are offering them access to the NBN, so maybe I need to check my prejudices, put on a dress and an accent, and apply.
..you may be straight, bi or curious, you must be single, open minded & live an alternative liberal kind of lifestyle, and love all lifes physical and other pleasures, so write to us and tell us about yourself.
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What’s Your opinion?
Looking for a holiday in Harrison? Me neither
I’d like to contact them to ask if the King Cavalier Spaniels are included in any ‘open-minded’ and ‘liberal-minded’ play.
So what do the children refer to the houseguest as? Is it the nanny or “mummy and daddy’s special friend”?
Photo looks kind of old too. Perhaps taken before she popped out 2 sprogs and settled down to a mediocre suburban life in Harrison. Surely it’s only fair to give interested parties an up to date look at the goods.
I’m a straight definitely uncurious bloke who loves all of lifes physical and other pleasures so I seem to fit at least some of the selection criteria for this gig. Not being female might be a bit of a hindrance, but they sound open minded so that shouldn’t be a show stopper. I’ll have to drop ’em a line…
I wonder how they would explain it to their two kids..
If I was a good looking female, I wouldn’t even bother. Clearly misleading! That room in the pic definitely isn’t king sized! I would also question the “young couple” with a photo that appears to be from a good 15+ years ago..
amarooresident3 said :
OUCH! That’s cruel.
Ben_Dover said :
Or a marriage made in heaven for the male who’ll have his hands full 🙂
Deref said :
Fixed 😉
Ben_Dover said :
I dunno. The family that plays together stays together.
A marriage on the rocks there methinks…
Isn’t Gungahlin Al in Harrison?
Skidd Marx said :
Ha .. good one
Please contact Fred and Rose West at the number provided.
LOL. I remember that skit.
I wonder if they’re RIOTers? It’d be fun to see how it works out.
EvanJames said :
and Peter Moon?
Remember that recurring skit on one of the long-dead skit shows, with an unsavoury couple? Magda Subansky was the female member, in a neck brace…. yeah, that one.
Reminds me of that. shudder.