Posting your burnouts on facebook is dumb m'kay?

Ben_Dover said :

Does anything scream “I have a small penis” louder than doing burnouts?

Cough Cough *Summernats* Cough Cough

LSWCHP said :

Solidarity said :

Several things, such as screaming out “I have a small penis” or complaining that regular sized condoms are too big.

Maybe complaining that you need to stand too close to the urinal? Not sure.

I’m sure there are plenty of people with small penises who don’t do burnouts. What is your issue with people that have small penises?

That said, i’m sure there are plenty of guys with average and large sized penises who do burnouts too. It’d be silly to assume that only men with small penises do burnouts. What a silly post, Ben.

Ben’s right. Numerous peer reviewed university studies have proven beyond doubt that the majority of burnout drivers have micro-penises. Average length while erect is about 3.8 cm, IIRC. These blokes are the origin of the phrase “Hung like a cashew”. There was an article on this subject in Nature a few months ago…

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Solidarity said :

Several things, such as screaming out “I have a small penis” or complaining that regular sized condoms are too big.

Maybe complaining that you need to stand too close to the urinal? Not sure.

I’m sure there are plenty of people with small penises who don’t do burnouts. What is your issue with people that have small penises?

That said, i’m sure there are plenty of guys with average and large sized penises who do burnouts too. It’d be silly to assume that only men with small penises do burnouts. What a silly post, Ben.

I had a really good time reading this comment. Laughed a lot.

Solidarity said :

Several things, such as screaming out “I have a small penis” or complaining that regular sized condoms are too big.

Maybe complaining that you need to stand too close to the urinal? Not sure.

I’m sure there are plenty of people with small penises who don’t do burnouts. What is your issue with people that have small penises?

That said, i’m sure there are plenty of guys with average and large sized penises who do burnouts too. It’d be silly to assume that only men with small penises do burnouts. What a silly post, Ben.

Ben’s right. Numerous peer reviewed university studies have proven beyond doubt that the majority of burnout drivers have micro-penises. Average length while erect is about 3.8 cm, IIRC. These blokes are the origin of the phrase “Hung like a cashew”. There was an article on this subject in Nature a few months ago…

Ben_Dover said :

Does anything scream “I have a small penis” louder than doing burnouts?

Nope. Nothing. Might as well put a big sign on your ride that says “Penile Challenged Driver On Board” or something like that.

I must say that the news of this clown hoisting himself on his own petard induced sensations of actual physical pleasure in me. It was like when you are overtaken on the way to the coast by some lunatic who puts you and your family at risk of death or injury, and then a few minutes later you see him parked by the side of the road in front of the man with the flashing lights. Sweet sweet stuff. If only more of these arrogant morons posted their actions on the internet…

Does anything scream “I like buying new tyres” louder than doing burnouts?

Several things, such as screaming out “I have a small penis” or complaining that regular sized condoms are too big.

Maybe complaining that you need to stand too close to the urinal? Not sure.

I’m sure there are plenty of people with small penises who don’t do burnouts. What is your issue with people that have small penises?

That said, i’m sure there are plenty of guys with average and large sized penises who do burnouts too. It’d be silly to assume that only men with small penises do burnouts. What a silly post, Ben.

Does anything scream “I have a small penis” louder than doing burnouts?

connno said :

Jane Doe, you are an absolute idiot!

The guy stuffed up, yes he obviously made a stupid mistake. After losing his car, licence, paying court costs, fines, etc. I’m sure he won’t do it again.

Making remarks like “He could have done a burn out back in time to stop his mother and father from meeting.” makes me question your maturity. Bit harsh I would say.

You must be perfect, I guess you have never made a mistake in your life either… Somehow I doubt it.

Have a lovely day 🙂

Thank you connno, my day has been lovely.

The way I see it, this person has made two mistakes. One was doing the burnout and the second was posting it on Facebook. Since you only see that he has only made one mistake, which one of my two examples was not a mistake?

connno said :

Jane Doe, you are an absolute idiot!

The guy stuffed up, yes he obviously made a stupid mistake. After losing his car, licence, paying court costs, fines, etc. I’m sure he won’t do it again.

Making remarks like “He could have done a burn out back in time to stop his mother and father from meeting.” makes me question your maturity. Bit harsh I would say.

You must be perfect, I guess you have never made a mistake in your life either… Somehow I doubt it.

Have a lovely day 🙂

While certainly not one to calim perfection, being far from it indeed. If our dear friend in the Red Commodore is the main culprit of the burnouts that have been going on in Palmerston, it’s hardly “a” stupid mistake. The burnouts have happened a couple of dozen times in the past 2 months.

By all means, if you wish to do burnouts, make loud noises and wear out your tyres, go do it at a race track or on a mates bit of property in the country, but suburban streets are not the place for it.

If the young fella only did it once, posted it to facebook and got caught, then perhaps you are right, the loss of licence, car and significant fines may deter him from ever doing it again.

Either way, our young driver is an inconsiderate twat and i’m sure his parents are rather disappointed in him, though perhaps not to the extent that theyt wish he wasn’t born.