Stromlo police runner left his girlfriend behind

Duffbowl said :

Not quite. It becomes he said, she said. Goes to court, story changes slightly, picked up by lawyer/s, she recants just enough of her statements (“Maybe the doors weren’t locked. I panicked, and couldn’t do anything”). Breaks down in court, and has an anxiety attack. Overnight or two at TCH, and becomes unfit possibly.

Either way, we know when he has his day in court, it will be a case of his having a poor childhood, never known right from wrong, if only he had the opportunity to show the community that he was truly contrite and now understood what he did was wrong. A moment of panic, blah blah blah.

I think you are spot on he, though you haven’t emphasised her putting on the water works bit. I would be surprised that she gets asked anything given that she would be crying etc. Sent home with some Kleenex, and a follow up call the next morning to see is she is ok. Perhaps tax payer funded counsellors as well.

And as for the fella, you are on the mark there too.

Alderney said :

Duffbowl said :

Mr Evil said :

Can’t the Police just ask the tart who was in the vehicle with him who he is?

How to get around this, and not be seen to overtly be hindering police…

How do you know the driver?
“Never saw him before in my life. I just got a lift from the bloke. I was walking along the road, and he asked if I needed a lift”

Can you give a description of him?
“It was dark and I didn’t get a good look at him. However, I think he was…” gives a vague description of someone that *could* match a description given by pursuing police *if* they got a look at him.

Why didn’t you try and exit the vehicle?
“Once the chase started, I yelled at him to stop. He’d locked the doors and I couldn’t get out. I was frozen with terror.”

Intersperse it with crying, comments like “I don’t know what else to tell you”, “I shouldn’t have gotten in”, etc.

So the cops then add kidnapping and a myriad of back up charges to the charge sheet when they catch up to him.

Good thinking young lass.

Not quite. It becomes he said, she said. Goes to court, story changes slightly, picked up by lawyer/s, she recants just enough of her statements (“Maybe the doors weren’t locked. I panicked, and couldn’t do anything”). Breaks down in court, and has an anxiety attack. Overnight or two at TCH, and becomes unfit possibly.

Either way, we know when he has his day in court, it will be a case of his having a poor childhood, never known right from wrong, if only he had the opportunity to show the community that he was truly contrite and now understood what he did was wrong. A moment of panic, blah blah blah.

Mr Evil said :

How_Canberran said :

Nothing that water-boarding and/or a car battery and some jumper leads wouldn’t solve. 🙂

Aaaaah, we have progressed from the simple phone book!

Phonebook are very hard to comeby nowadays – Telstra only prints about 20 copies for each city now.

And let me guess, using an out of date one is not admissible evidence in court…

How_Canberran said :

Nothing that water-boarding and/or a car battery and some jumper leads wouldn’t solve. 🙂

Aaaaah, we have progressed from the simple phone book!

Phonebook are very hard to comeby nowadays – Telstra only prints about 20 copies for each city now.

Nothing that water-boarding and/or a car battery and some jumper leads wouldn’t solve. 🙂

Aaaaah, we have progressed from the simple phone book!

Perhaps they should have gone around to the car owner’s house and checked if he/she was home? Or see if the girl knows the owner… I’m sure it won’t be too hard to piece together!

Yet another absolute farktard.Perhaps we should insist that he remain in the forest where he belongs.

Duffbowl said :

Mr Evil said :

Can’t the Police just ask the tart who was in the vehicle with him who he is?

How to get around this, and not be seen to overtly be hindering police…

How do you know the driver?
“Never saw him before in my life. I just got a lift from the bloke. I was walking along the road, and he asked if I needed a lift”

Can you give a description of him?
“It was dark and I didn’t get a good look at him. However, I think he was…” gives a vague description of someone that *could* match a description given by pursuing police *if* they got a look at him.

Why didn’t you try and exit the vehicle?
“Once the chase started, I yelled at him to stop. He’d locked the doors and I couldn’t get out. I was frozen with terror.”

Intersperse it with crying, comments like “I don’t know what else to tell you”, “I shouldn’t have gotten in”, etc.

So the cops then add kidnapping and a myriad of back up charges to the charge sheet when they catch up to him.

Good thinking young lass.

Duffbowl said :

Mr Evil said :

Can’t the Police just ask the tart who was in the vehicle with him who he is?

How to get around this, and not be seen to overtly be hindering police…

How do you know the driver?
“Never saw him before in my life. I just got a lift from the bloke. I was walking along the road, and he asked if I needed a lift”

Can you give a description of him?
“It was dark and I didn’t get a good look at him. However, I think he was…” gives a vague description of someone that *could* match a description given by pursuing police *if* they got a look at him.

Why didn’t you try and exit the vehicle?
“Once the chase started, I yelled at him to stop. He’d locked the doors and I couldn’t get out. I was frozen with terror.”

Intersperse it with crying, comments like “I don’t know what else to tell you”, “I shouldn’t have gotten in”, etc.

Nothing that water-boarding and/or a car battery and some jumper leads wouldn’t solve. 🙂

Mr Evil said :

Can’t the Police just ask the tart who was in the vehicle with him who he is?

How to get around this, and not be seen to overtly be hindering police…

How do you know the driver?
“Never saw him before in my life. I just got a lift from the bloke. I was walking along the road, and he asked if I needed a lift”

Can you give a description of him?
“It was dark and I didn’t get a good look at him. However, I think he was…” gives a vague description of someone that *could* match a description given by pursuing police *if* they got a look at him.

Why didn’t you try and exit the vehicle?
“Once the chase started, I yelled at him to stop. He’d locked the doors and I couldn’t get out. I was frozen with terror.”

Intersperse it with crying, comments like “I don’t know what else to tell you”, “I shouldn’t have gotten in”, etc.